The Acorn and the Pumpkin

Fable by Jean De La Fontaine Collection The FablesThemes ReligionPeriod 17th century

God does all things well. Without seeking the proof
In all this Universe, and going through it,
In Pumpkins I find it.
A villager considering,
How big this fruit is and how slender its stalk:
What was he thinking, said he, the Author of all that?
He has placed that Pumpkin very badly!
By Jove! I would have hung it
On one of those oaks there.
It would have been just the thing;
Such fruit, such tree, to do well.
It’s a pity, Garo, that you did not enter
The council of the one your Curate preaches:
Everything would have been better; for why, for instance,
Does the Acorn, which is not as big as my little finger,
Not hang in that spot?
God made a mistake: the more I contemplate
These fruits thus placed, the more it seems to Garo
That a mix-up has been made.
This reflection troubling our man:
One does not sleep, said he, when one has so much wit.
Under an oak he goes at once to take his nap.
An acorn falls: the sleeper’s nose suffers for it.
He wakes; and carrying his hand to his face,
He finds the Acorn still caught in the hair of his chin.
His bruised nose forces him to change his language;
Oh, oh, said he, I’m bleeding! and what would it be then
If a heavier mass had fallen from the tree,
And that Acorn had been a gourd?
God did not will it: doubtless he was right;
I see the cause clearly now.
Praising God for everything,
Garo returns home.

Jean de La Fontaine

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