Street Talk

Poem by Guy De Maupassant Collection Des versPeriod 19th century

When on the boulevard I go to stroll a bit,
How many times I hear, without dying of grief,
Two decorated gentlemen, who seem quite capable,
Chatting, exchanging amiable smiles.
FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN
What, it’s you?

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

By what chance?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

And your health?

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Not bad, and you?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Thank you, very well.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

What superb weather!

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

If it can continue, we’ll have a summer
Magnificent!

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

That’s true.

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Tomorrow I’m off to the country!
To my property.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

It’s the moment, everything is leaving.

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Yes. – At home the lilacs are a bit late;
The air is dry and the nights are very cool.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Here comes the red moon. Will you have good peaches?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Yes – not bad.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

What’s new, besides?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Nothing.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Madame
Is well?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

A bit flu-ridden.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Oh! with the times as they are,
Everyone is sick. – Have you seen the drama
By What’s-his-name?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Me? – No indeed – What do they say of it?

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Almost a flop.
It’s not sufficiently polished in the current style.
It’s not Sardou. Very strong, Sardou!

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Very strong!

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

What’s-his-name applies himself too much. It’s good in a volume,
One notices the work and effort less;
But in the theater one must write as one talks.

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

I’m going back to Feuillet. There’s some prose for you!
As for all the makers of books today
I do without them. – I’m no longer at the age when one can read
Much; and my newspaper suffices for my boredom.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

The newspaper… and… the fair sex!…
– They have that little laugh
By which one admits a vice as one should. –

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

And the table?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Oh! that no. – I don’t have that fault.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

And you still occupy yourself with politics?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

A great deal, that’s even my consolation!

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Oh! to devote one’s life to the public Thing,
Certainly, that is a great and noble ambition.
We now have a proud phalanx
Of orators in the Chamber.

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

They are very strong, very strong.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

But what a misfortune that Thiers and Changarnier are dead!
By the way, do you read that Zola?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

What filth!!!

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

And then people come to complain that everything is expensive,
And that people cheat, and deceive, and steal, and plunder!
They undermine morality, they destroy the family.
Where are we heading?

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Alas!… Come, adieu my dear,
Time presses me.

SECOND DECORATED GENTLEMAN

Adieu. Compliments to madame.

FIRST DECORATED GENTLEMAN

I won’t fail. My respects, if you please,
To your young lady.
– And each went on his way.-
And learned priests say they have a soul!
And that if there is a sign by which one surely sees
That a God made man be born above the beast,
It is that he put august thought in his head,
And that this noble spirit progresses incessantly!
But it has been so long that this old world has existed,
And human folly obstinately persists!
If between man and calf my heart hesitated,
My reason would well know the choice that must be made!
For I do not understand, O pedants, that one prefers
The stupidity that speaks to that which keeps silent!

Guy de Maupassant

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